Best BMW dealership ever? Oh. ///My. God.

Kinja'd!!! "chickengoat" (chickengoat)
07/03/2014 at 12:11 • Filed to: None

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http://enthusiastauto.com/qsearch/?form_…

I like how the headlines say "Manual" and "Mint".

ALL OF THEM are my favourites.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > chickengoat
07/03/2014 at 12:19

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50 grand for a 700 Cabrio? I think I am going to go puke. Nice cars...ALL the monies


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > chickengoat
07/03/2014 at 12:21

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I knew who you were talking about before I even saw the link. They're a 5 minute drive from me.

I actually got stuck next to the place for a few minutes when we had trafficgeddon the other day. It was the only good part of being stuck in traffic on a 90 degree day.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > chickengoat
07/03/2014 at 12:22

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This is disgusting . $40k for a 118k mile E30 M3 and $90,000 for a 1991 E30 M3 with EVO body parts? Fucking ridiculous. It's bullshit that this stealership buys up these cars on the cheap, reconditions them and then charges premiums.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > chickengoat
07/03/2014 at 12:27

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These guys have ridiculous pockets, they buy up almost every single low mileage M in the country, export several to China and the mideast. The rest they raise that price so high it's ridiculous. But the cars are always in outstanding condition, they don't scrimp on maintenance. But they are all at least 20k over what any bank would finance anyone (even beacon 800 score people) so if you wanted to buy one, you would have to bring 20-25k as a down payment. Or pay cash in full


Kinja'd!!! BKRM3 > chickengoat
07/03/2014 at 12:28

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Wow. The only thing more shocking than the selection is the asking prices. 46 grand for an E46 M3? Nope. And those E30s! Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Party-vi
07/03/2014 at 12:28

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They must be selling them or they wouldn't be in business. Lots of nice stuff, but they do charge a premium.


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > chickengoat
07/03/2014 at 12:28

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This pretty much sums up how I feel about these guys.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > E92M3
07/03/2014 at 12:32

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Apparently a fool and his money are soon parted in Ohio.


Kinja'd!!! chickengoat > Party-vi
07/03/2014 at 12:36

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I know, right. The pricing is ridiculous, bbbbbbuttt look at those cars. Pure /M porn.

I want all the cars and monies. :(


Kinja'd!!! PheeNoIVI > Party-vi
07/03/2014 at 12:38

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Alot of the stuff is ridiculously priced


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
07/03/2014 at 12:38

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The pictures don't do the cars justice. Anyone who thinks this place is both full of shit and a ripoff needs to see the place in person. They really do a great job on the cars.

I won't be buying any of their cars, because the prices are cookooland, but they certainly do good work.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Party-vi
07/03/2014 at 12:41

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Not just in Ohio! There's a dealer here that buys BMW buybacks from California. I went to look at an E90 M3 that they had. Dealer sent me the paperwork from BMWs repair (showing just a transmission gasket and oil pan gasket replacement), as well as a clean carfax. When I got there all the bolts holding on the fenders, and the hood had socket marks. Meaning it was in a significant front collision, and these parts were painted off the car and then put on. They were asking retail for a mint E90. They sold it a few days later to some fool.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > BKRM3
07/03/2014 at 12:54

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Don't even bother looking at the M coupes then